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(The next are 4 Chinese words which mean HAPPY NEW YEAR)

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Chinese Women, I know her


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Gott sagte zwar etwas von wegen keine Sintflut mehr,
aber von Windows hat ja keiner was gesagt!
--Unbekannt


Liegt der Bauer tot im Bett,
war die Bäuerin zu fett.
--Bauernregel


Für unsere Lieblinge und Frauen
mögen sie sich niemals treffen !
--Unbekannt


  Einstein: E=m*a^2 ?,
            E=m*b^2 ?,
            E=m*c^2 ?,
            ....
--Unbekannt


Warten sie nicht auf das Jüngste Gericht: es findet alle Tage statt.
(Albert Camus,La Chute,Der Fall S93)


Die Bewohner der Erde heißen Autos. Ihre Sklaven haben zwei Beine
und müssen fuer sie arbeiten und sie pflegen.
--Unbekannt


 Falls Computer denken könnten, und sie
  würden immer noch umsonst für die
   Menschen arbeiten, dann könnten
     sie immer noch nicht denken!
--Unbekannt


Alles, was schöner ist als Mathematik,
ist entweder ungesetzlich, unanständig
oder macht dick !
A.Kreuzer


Auf frischer Tat ertappt - Dunkelheit bei Einbruch verhaftet!
--Unbekannt


Nur ungern nimmt der Klingonenmann
statt barer Muenze Tribbles an!
Scotty, in: Kennen Sie Tribbles?


Ich wußte nicht, daß er tot ist;
ich dachte, er sei Engländer.
--Unbekannt


Reality is just an illusion,
caused by lack of alcohol!
--Unknown


Speed up Evolution ...
say yes to nuclear tests.
(Where is my other head?)
--Unknown


I have a lot of friends,
but Piglet is my very best.
--Winnie the Puuh


You can make even a parrot into a learned economist;
all it must learn are the two words 'supply' and 'demand.'
--Unknown


Note: Windows is NOT a virus, Viruses do something!
--Unknown


In sports, it's not who wins or loses;
it's how drunk you get.
--Homer Simpson


I hope I pass away quietly in my sleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in horror like his passengers.
--Lee Marzke


If two wrongs don't make a right,
  Try THREE!!
--Unknown


Computers can do everthing better than human ---
especially doing mistakes.
--Unknown


Against stupidity, the Gods themselves, contend in vain.
--The Gods Themselves Asimov


If you design something even a fool could use,
only a fool will use it.
--Unknown


The thing's hollow - it goes on for ever - and - oh
my God - IT'S FULL OF PENTIUMS!
--Arthur C. Clarke "2009.99998001"


A statistician is someone who drowns in a creek
whose average depth is three feet.
--Unknown


Do you remember the times
when motorcycling was dangerous and sex was safe?
--Unknown


Please remain calm...
I may be mad, but I am a professional.
--Mad Scientist


A nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat!
Know what I mean! NUDGE!  NUDGE!
--Heljar Grimstad


DOS ... is still a real mode only non-reentrant interrupt
handler, and always will be.
--Russell Williams


To study the self is to forget the self.
To forget the self is to understand all things.
--Unknown


god is real, unless declared integer
--Unknown


Experience enables you to recognize a mistake,
when you make it again.
--Unknown


The (Information) Superhighway?
That sounds like a place that's long and boring
and kills 50,000 people each year.
--Dick Cavett


If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs
the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
--Murphy's Law of Computers


Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity
--Unknown


Sysops die at an early age ...
murdered by their wives.
--Unknown


Time is a great teacher,
but unfortunately
it kills all its pupils.
--Hector Berlioz (1850)


I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints...
the sinners are much more fun.
-Billy Joel (R)


"This fuckin' city, 
     run by pigs.
They take the rights away from
     all the kids."
--Henry Rollins, circa 1981


Keep your country clean
NO sex after marriage!
--Married man


"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent"
--Isaac Asimov


'But what is with the great egyptian
 pyramids? They had no technology to
 move those heavy stones!'
'They had whips, big, massive whips!'
--Unknown


It's so simple to be wise. ...
Just think of something stupid to say
and say the opposite.
--Unknown


KEYBOARD : Instrument used to enter errors into computers
--Ralf Drewes


Disclaimer: Any errors in spelling, tact, or fact are transmission
errors.
--Ralf Drewes


If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
--Ralf Drewes


Error message: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to
place blame on users for the program's shortcomings.
--Ralf Drewes


Maintenance-free: When it breaks, it can't be fixed...
--Ralf Drewes


Who needs gates in a world without fences?
--Unknown


He says,"There's more than one way to smell like a skunk."
According to his mother, he has found most of the ways.
--Dale Rogerson in Inside COM